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There once was a lawyer quite grand
Helped a victim with loving hand
Trump’s former adviser
Became a wiser
And aided with care in the land

There once was a CEO so grand,
Whose company faced a reprimand,
The people were mad,
Their reviews so bad,
On Google, their complaints did expand.

There once was a fire on a date,
July 6th, it did devastate.
By Saturday, 13%
Was contained, or so it’s been,
Let’s hope soon, it will dissipate.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who said with a bit of a slump,
“I would have loved to have had it done,
Maybe they have to fight a little longer,” said he,
And his words were heard with a thump.

There once was a rule in Chicago,
Police won’t work with ICE, you know,
No collaboration,
With Guard or deportation,
In city limits, they’re calling the go.

There once was a girl named Amy Tripp,
Whose relationship caused her to flip,
As Starheal she’s known,
But now all alone,
She regrets ever getting a grip.

There once was a Fox News contributor
Who praised Trump as quite the savior
She claimed he’s authentic all the way
Taking over aspects of life in his sway
From the left, she said he’s the braver

There once was a Rep from R-Fla
Who believed in beings far away
Interdimensional beings she’d say
Technology created by “energy things”
Her beliefs caused quite a display

There’s an open race in Wisconsin state,
High-profile issues may soon debate,
Supreme Court’s at stake,
Decisions they’ll make,
In the coming months, all eyes await.

There once was a governor so bold,
Who called Trump’s policies cold.
“Perverted capitalism,” he cried,
With passion and pride,
In California, the story was told.