There once was a man named Tha God,
Who said Trump was losing it, odd.
As badly as Biden,
His mind is in a slide-in,
In politics, things can get broad.
There once was a colonel named Ernst,
A Senate seat she did earnst,
From the Army she came,
With a proud, patriotic flame,
In 2014 her victory burnedst.
There once were lawyers with a plea,
To stop attacks so baselessly,
From Noem and Bondi they’d hide,
Abrego Garcia they’d guide,
Their story in court soon would be.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who threatened to give Cook the dump,
For mortgage fraud she did,
Yet Trump’s friend he hid,
Oh the drama from this political chump.
There once was a VP on Fox News
Who offered some humorous views
“Democrats should learn
From our leader’s firm turn
And laugh at themselves, win or lose.”
There once was a senator from Iowa,
Whose retirement caused quite a furore,
Her callous remarks,
Brought critics in parks,
Reposting her words, what a roar!
There once was a prosecutor named Jeanine,
Whose cases kept ending in a bad scene,
Three times she has tried,
And three times denied,
Defendants assaulted in Trump’s police takeover scheme.
There once was a man named Burns so bold,
Who tried to his wife’s eye to hold.
He chased his daughter in fright,
Ran her off the road, what a sight!
In jail he now sits, we’re told.
There once was a Speaker so sly,
Diminished Maxwell, don’t ask why,
For praising Trump’s name,
She faced all the blame,
In the House, there’s a dark, shady sky.
There once was a man named Mayfield
Sentenced to prison, he kneeled
For making threats so vile
Against a Black woman, his style
Now justice has finally been sealed