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There once was a man named Adams
Who shared his news on social platforms
His decision was out
For all to hear about
In the world of digital formats

There once was a church full of peace,
When a man caused the service to cease.
With a truck he did ram,
Then he started to spam,
And brought fear where there once was release.

There once was a YouTuber named Mockler
Said, “Responsibility? No, sir!
I’m only twenty-two,
Not a president, too,
Just making videos for all to adore.”

There once was a leader from Iowa
Put on leave, his fate filled with woe
Arrested in a sweep
For being in too deep
Immigration agents dealt him a blow

There once was a leader so bold,
Sent troops to cities, so I’m told,
National Guard in L.A.,
And in D.C. to stay,
His power grab story is old.

There once was a mayor from Charleston
Declared a state of emergency at dawn
A hurricane was in the forecast
Southeastern U.S. was aghast
As the coast braced for the storm to spawn

A prosecutor named Crosswell once said,
Unprecedented, this tale we have read.
In American history,
A mystery, a spree,
Unique events that fill us with dread.

There once was a president, so keen
To be a good luck charm on the scene
But his visit to golf
Caused bad luck, oh so wroth
His aim turned into a nightmare dream

There once was a man named Weissmann
Who spotted a move quite a sham
He said, “This gives pause
Due to pressure that’s raw”
From Trump’s campaign, quite a big jam

There’s plenty of issues, no doubt,
Said the people on social media tout,
In a quick post they’d say,
For a better world today,
Let’s address them with a loud shout.