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There once were agents reassigned,
But then the bureau quickly unkind,
Fired them in a snap,
No longer in their trap,
Their fate now forever enshrined.

There once was a host of Late Show
Who compared the president’s post just so
He said it was like
Santa’s knock, what a strike!
A hilarious comparison, we know

There once was an attorney from D.C.,
Who brokered deals with much glee,
For Obama and Bush,
And others with hush,
Now at 79, he’s finally free.

There once was an actor so wise
Whose father’s death brought tears to his eyes
In a 2006 chat
He shared this, imagine that
Life changed in the blink of an eye

There once was a Comptroller named Lander
Who saw a video with anger
He said, “United States law
Should never treat with such flaw
Human beings like that, we must be grander.”

There once was a show called Kimmel,
But in D.C. and Seattle, a grim toll.
The blackout caused frowns,
No laughs, only frowns,
Late-night TV was on hold.

There once was a governor from Cali,
Raised a glass to the comeback so jolly,
With a smirk on his face,
He toasted the embrace,
Of hope in the midst of the folly.

There once was a man named Klepper,
Who found some bad news and felt dapper,
But then came some good,
Just like he knew it would,
And the world felt a whole lot happier.

There once was a Late Night comedian
Who found the news rather demeaning
He said with a laugh
As absurd as this is, in half
It’s revealing what we should be freeing

There once was a host of late night,
Who vowed to keep up the fight.
He said with a grin,
“I’ll keep going ’til then,”
And his fans cheered with all of their might.