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There once was a Late Night comedian
Who found the news rather demeaning
He said with a laugh
As absurd as this is, in half
It’s revealing what we should be freeing

There once was a host of late night,
Who vowed to keep up the fight.
He said with a grin,
“I’ll keep going ’til then,”
And his fans cheered with all of their might.

There once was an editorial board
Warning the president “Watch out, Lord!”
Their caution was heeded
Backfire they pleaded
In politics, risks must be explored

The first lady cashes in with glee,
Decking halls with ornaments and glee,
With Christmas spirit true,
She spreads joy anew,
In festive splendor for all to see.

There once was a data analyst chief
Who spoke of a Cabinet member’s belief
Their actions caused worry real
In the network’s appeal
Their impact was beyond belief

There once was a late night host
Who gave the president a boast
For a job well done
It was quite fun
To see them both make a toast

There once was a president who, Trump
Boasted of his power, no slump
With menacing tone
He sat on his throne
Said he’s president of all, not a chump

There once was a person distressed,
In a waterslide they were obsessed,
Over ocean water,
They felt quite a bother,
Their sanity put to the test.

There once was a man with a gun,
Purchased legally, not on the run,
In August he bought it,
And authorities caught it,
Now the damage is all said and done.

There once was a president’s voice,
Who pressured the Department by choice,
The indictment did follow,
A campaign so hollow,
Justice now must take its course.