There once was a man named Souza,
Who faced the Republicans’ loud hoorah,
For a United Nations snafu,
He stood his ground, it’s true,
In the political drama, he’d always have the last say.
There once was a group stigmatized
For being different, criticized
Autistic they called
But they stood tall
In their uniqueness they found pride
There once was a governor bold,
Who used the vice president’s words, I’m told.
In a limerick he said,
That man’s words misled,
And the truth of the matter he’d unfold.
There once was a show so grand,
It hit back at the FCC chair’s demand.
Jimmy Kimmel got suspended,
But the creators defended,
Their animated world took a stand.
There once was a late night host
Who poked fun at Trump, to his boast
Clowned his administration,
Over UN situation,
In limericks, he teased the most.
There once was a man who did ponder
On an escalator and prompter squander
He called for investigation
Into the malfunction situation
As his frustration began to grow fonder.
There once was a man named Klepper
Who called Kilmeade a big whopper
He criticized his take
On the UN’s mistake
In a manner quite bold and proper
There once was a Trump scion who said,
What his father boasted, he spread.
Fact-checkers found lies,
In his grandiose cries,
His claims were all smoke with no lead.
There once was a host, so bright
Who revealed a reason, in the night
His dislike of the president, so deep
A personal reason, he did keep
A limerick about his plight
There once was a president so bold,
Whose prank on social media was told.
But it all went awry,
Causing quite a big sigh,
As his reputation took a stronghold.