Angelina Jolie Says She Doesn’t Recognize The America She Loves

There once was an actor of fame,
Who spoke of the world’s heavy claim,
At the festival he said,
We’re all living in dread,
In these times we must bear the same.

Jessica Chastain ‘Not Aligned’ With Apple In Delaying Her Show On Political Violence

There once was a film, “The Savant”
Chastain starred as an undercover plant
But the release was delayed
For reasons not conveyed
Now fans must wait, can’t say when it shall enchant

Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Scorch Trump Administration For ‘Baselessly Linking Him’ To Extremists

There once was a man named Mangione
Whose lawyers gave Trump a stone
They slammed his narrative
In a case abrasive
Political views they did disown

Camp Mystic Plans To Reopen Even As 1 Girl Remains Missing After Deadly Floods

Families of the dead campers in sorrow
Said all resources must be borrowed
To find the missing soul
And make their lives whole
Their love for the camper they’ll never outgrow.

JD Vance Demands People Stop Using ‘Nazi’ As Insult And Gets Mocked

There once was a VP so keen,
Who called Trump “America’s Hitler” mean,
On social media they say,
Reminding him of that day,
In 2016 when he’d been quite extreme.

CNN Data Chief Spots 1 Of The ‘Best Signs’ For Democrats After Arizona Win

There once was a man named Enten
Said the party’s performance might be heaven
In the midterms ahead
Could be crucial, he said
Let’s hope it’s a win for the brethren

Epstein Files Incoming?!? House Finally Has Magic Number To Demand Docs.

A special election result means
The files on the financier’s schemes
And onetime close friend
Of Trump, may now send
His secrets and scandals in streams.

Robert De Niro Goes Into Full Mafia Mode In Brutal Kimmel FCC Spoof

There once was a star from Hollywood,
Who crashed Jimmy Kimmel’s show for good,
With F-bombs galore,
He left quite a roar,
In a way that nobody understood.

‘That’s Not OK’: Stephen Colbert Hammers Trump Over ‘F**king Crazy’ Moment

There once was a Late Show host in the know,
Who criticized the president’s big show,
His comments on painkillers,
Were met with some thrillers,
As the audience cheered with a glow.

Lindsey Graham’s Short But Shameless Trump UN Take Sparks Major Cringe

There once was a Trump loyalist bold,
Whose “7 Word Reaction” was told,
Eyes rolled at his view,
For his loyalty grew,
But critics found him quite cold.

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