There once was a secretary of defense,
Called a blowhard and a total blue falcon, so tense,
Former military members did mock,
For his ways they did not unlock,
A complete jackass, their words were so immense.
There once were four folks on a trail
But got lost; they had to unveil
They parked at Head State Park
But wandered in the dark
Sheriff’s Office found them without fail.
There once was a tortoise named Gramma
The oldest at the zoo, quite a charmer
At 141 years
She brought many cheers
Now she rests in peace, no more drama
There once was a Mayor named Bowser
Who decided it was time to retire
No more re-election
She’ll head a new direction
A new leader will soon take the empire
A congresswoman from Maine
Urged protestors to not refrain
They must continue to fight
Against Trump’s policies with might
To ensure justice will reign.
There once was a mayor named Lori,
Who warned of a dark Trump story,
But Atlantic Highlands, she claimed,
Would not have its peace defamed,
In Trump’s America, they’d find no worry.
There once was a data analyst from CNN,
Explaining why Scott Bessent’s credibility was in a spin,
Many Americans believed,
That his words were deceived,
For they thought he was “full of it” within.
There once was a man named Trump so bold,
Whose claim was not close to the fold.
With dozens of receipts,
Daniel Dale brought the feats,
Proving accuracy in tales that he told.
There once was a fog so heavy,
Damage assessment was not so easy.
But with calmer weather ahead,
The damage could be read,
And the area would soon be cheery.
There once was a senator named Gallego
Who on CNN put on quite a show
He stood up for his friend
And defended till the end
With courage that all came to know