Blast At Tennessee Military Explosives Plant Leaves Multiple People Dead, Missing

There once was a blast that was shown,
The cause of it was not known,
An explosion so grand,
Across all the land,
Leaving mystery to be sown.

GOP Rep. Touts Plan To ‘Honor’ Trump With Nobel Peace Prize After He Didn’t Win This Year

There once was a man named Trump so grand,
Who Buddy Carter claimed led us to peace land.
But many disagreed,
Said his actions planted seeds,
Of discord and strife throughout the land.

Critics Do The Math On Trump’s Latest Promise And Find It Equals Nonsense

There once was a man who loved math,
But his problems just made him feel wrath,
It’s still not adding up,
He cried in a huff,
Resulting in anger and path.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Viewers Troll Trump With Videos From Their So-Called Hellholes

There once were some spies on a mission
To uncover the truth with precision
They went behind the line
To see what did shine
And reported back with great vision.

Amazon Offers Sneakiest Of Peeks At Its Controversial New ‘Melania’ Documentary

There once was a film about Trump’s wife,
Showing her in meetings and private life.
It promised unseen views,
But will it make the news?
Melania’s story for all to thrive.

MAGA Has Utter Meltdown Over Trump Nobel Peace Prize Snub

Donald Trump’s failure to win was slammed by his base,
The election results they couldn’t embrace.
Despite claims of fraud,
Biden’s win was abroad,
And Trump supporters lost the race.

White House Whines After Donald Trump Misses Out On Nobel Peace Prize

There once was a man named Cheung,
Who accused the Nobel Committee of being quite mean,
He claimed they put politics first,
And that peace was cursed,
But their decision he could not wean.

3 Words From RFK Jr. Have The Medical Community Alarmed

There’s a man who always talks proud,
With the quiet part said out loud,
A critic once said,
Of the words he spread,
Trump’s HHS secretary, unbowed.

‘The View’ Applauds This GOP ‘Voice Of Reason’ Amid Shutdown: ‘What The Hell Is Going On?’

There once was a House Rep so efficient,
To constituents he was obedient,
Whoopi Goldberg did declare,
He was the only one who cared,
In response, he was ever vigilant.

‘A New Banger!’: Seth Meyers Spots A Bonkers Example Of Trump’s Cognitive Decline

There once was a host so bold and slick,
Who showed how the president’s brain is “mush” so quick.
On “Late Night” he displayed,
A wild clip that conveyed,
In limerick form, the news made us sick.

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