As Shutdown Drags On, Trump Hawks $799 Watches With His Signature Message
There once was a man named Trump,
Who sold watches with quite a thump,
“For your favorite president,”
He said with intent,
Promising something special, a lump.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who sold watches with quite a thump,
“For your favorite president,”
He said with intent,
Promising something special, a lump.
There once was a politician named AOC
Who mocked others with great glee
“She may have just learned
Acetaminophen this week,” she spurned
In Congress, she’s quite a banshee
There once was a host from MSNBC
Who found holes in the cases with glee
Against Comey and James
In their legal games
Now the truth we all hope to see
There once was a pic on the ‘net,
Caused quite a stir, you can bet.
Social media’s roar,
Couldn’t take it anymore,
That picture, they just couldn’t forget.
There once was a Venezuelan named Machado,
Who said, “Our allies helped us and gave so,
In our citizen struggle,
Their support was crucial,
We’re grateful for all that they bestow.”
Another Trump enemy indicted,
Chicago gets some relief, uninvited,
Turning Point USA,
vs Bad Bunny today,
HuffPost stories, we’re excited.
There once was a blast that was shown,
The cause of it was not known,
An explosion so grand,
Across all the land,
Leaving mystery to be sown.
There once was a man named Trump so grand,
Who Buddy Carter claimed led us to peace land.
But many disagreed,
Said his actions planted seeds,
Of discord and strife throughout the land.
There once was a man who loved math,
But his problems just made him feel wrath,
It’s still not adding up,
He cried in a huff,
Resulting in anger and path.
There once were some spies on a mission
To uncover the truth with precision
They went behind the line
To see what did shine
And reported back with great vision.