As Shutdown Drags On, Trump Hawks $799 Watches With His Signature Message

There once was a man named Trump,
Who sold watches with quite a thump,
“For your favorite president,”
He said with intent,
Promising something special, a lump.

AOC Says Marjorie Taylor Greene ‘Can Barely Speak English’ Amid MAGA’s Bad Bunny Rage

There once was a politician named AOC
Who mocked others with great glee
“She may have just learned
Acetaminophen this week,” she spurned
In Congress, she’s quite a banshee

Lawrence O’Donnell Slams ‘Madman’ Trump, Predicts Outcome In DOJ Indictments

There once was a host from MSNBC
Who found holes in the cases with glee
Against Comey and James
In their legal games
Now the truth we all hope to see

Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spotted Something… Unique In This Trump Photo

There once was a pic on the ‘net,
Caused quite a stir, you can bet.
Social media’s roar,
Couldn’t take it anymore,
That picture, they just couldn’t forget.

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Dedicates Award To Trump, Hailing His ‘Decisive Support’

There once was a Venezuelan named Machado,
Who said, “Our allies helped us and gave so,
In our citizen struggle,
Their support was crucial,
We’re grateful for all that they bestow.”

HuffPost Headlines For October 10th

Another Trump enemy indicted,
Chicago gets some relief, uninvited,
Turning Point USA,
vs Bad Bunny today,
HuffPost stories, we’re excited.

Blast At Tennessee Military Explosives Plant Leaves Multiple People Dead, Missing

There once was a blast that was shown,
The cause of it was not known,
An explosion so grand,
Across all the land,
Leaving mystery to be sown.

GOP Rep. Touts Plan To ‘Honor’ Trump With Nobel Peace Prize After He Didn’t Win This Year

There once was a man named Trump so grand,
Who Buddy Carter claimed led us to peace land.
But many disagreed,
Said his actions planted seeds,
Of discord and strife throughout the land.

Critics Do The Math On Trump’s Latest Promise And Find It Equals Nonsense

There once was a man who loved math,
But his problems just made him feel wrath,
It’s still not adding up,
He cried in a huff,
Resulting in anger and path.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Viewers Troll Trump With Videos From Their So-Called Hellholes

There once were some spies on a mission
To uncover the truth with precision
They went behind the line
To see what did shine
And reported back with great vision.

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