There once was an inmate from Tennessee
Who could now walk with some help, it seems
After an execution gone wrong
Left her in critical condition for long
But now she’s taking her first steps, it beams
There once was a VP named Vance
Who criticized Microsoft’s stance
He said, “You’re great, it’s true,
But hire Americans too,
Don’t let them miss out on the chance.”
There once was a man named Ferguson,
Chairman of Trade Commission, no less.
He spoke the quiet part out loud,
Creating quite a commotion and crowd,
Now his words have caused quite a mess.
There once was a company in fame
Who blamed rising costs for their claim
Fuel, aluminum, and food
Put them in a bad mood
Their profits went up in a flame
There once was a timeline in sight,
Abortion opponents put up a fight.
They hoped to see
Mifepristone’s use curtailed, agree,
But their efforts fell short in the light.
There once was an ambassador bold
Whose first tweet since July she told
But the elephant in the room
Was ignored with a boom
As if she were simply too cold.
A Trump official named Mehmet Oz
Said, “Your talking points are a cause
Of deceit and of lies,
I can’t stand your disguise,
Your tactics are just a big loss.”
There once was a boy full of fight,
Said, “Both y’all want a f**king piece of me, right?”
He was restrained by police,
After causing a peace-
Shattering shooting in the night.
There once was a president grand
Who wanted to change up the land
But his renaming schemes
Were met with harsh screams
Now Lake America’s plan is banned
There once was a man full of glee
Who wanted a public shooting spree
The defense secretary said
A firing squad for the unwed
But the idea was shot down swiftly