There once was a board quite conservative
Who warned of dollars that we should not give
Throwing good money after the bad
Was a habit that made them quite mad
So beware of the financial sieve
There once was an actor who said,
About the president’s Cabinet led,
A damning analysis he made,
From the “West Wing” he portrayed,
In politics, truth may be dread.
There once was a moment so clear,
That split opinion, oh dear!
On social media it spread,
Some loved it, some shook their head,
A debate that would not disappear.
There once was a man named Max Muncy
Whose hit caused the crowd to get punchy
404 feet it flew
A play that was new
Incredible in the postseason scrunchy
There once was a man named James
Who spoke out against political games
He warned of those who’d try
To weaponize justice, oh my!
At a rally for Zohran Mamdani’s gains
There once was a gambler so witty,
Who knew when to hold and be gritty,
He’d fling ’em so keen,
Like a Frisbee machine,
And win every game, what a pity!
A man named Alexis took aim,
At a TV personality’s game,
Over remarks unkind,
For Serena, he’d find,
Defending her honor, his fame.
A man named Lebda sought out some roots,
Bought a farm in North Carolina, to boot.
In the fields he’d unwind,
A simpler life to find,
On his land, he’d cultivate his fruits.
There once was a leader named Noem
Whose Homeland Security team faced some mock
They addressed it head on
And showed they were strong
Defending their boss with a comb
There once was a nude protest ride
In Portland, they chose not to hide
Against Trump they did fight
In the nude, what a sight
A unique form of protest with pride.