There once was a person in the city,
Shot by agents, oh what a pity.
The New York Police did declare,
That federal law was not fair,
In the Big Apple, things can get gritty.
From Ocean Springs to Gulf County,
The weather service warns quite soundly,
Prepare for outages long,
And stay safe, don’t get it wrong,
For storms can be quite quite roundly.
There once was a strategist, so wise
Who gave the president’s image some tries
With the midterms in sight
He was quick to indict
In a brutal and scathing surprise
The president’s new declaration,
“Let them take out LA, let them take out San Diego,”
got a makeover, oh what a show,
but the people said no,
and he faced a lot of frustration.
There once was a host from MS NOW,
Who warned, “Everything else, you must know.”
From that, everything flows,
As the truth surely shows,
In this world where knowledge does grow.
There are cracks in the Trump coalition,
According to a Reuters poll revelation.
In 2024, it may show,
That his supporters might go,
Leaving the White House with no foundation.
There once was a girl named Wow,
Whose laughter could carry a cow,
She danced with such glee,
For all to see,
Oh how she could raise a brow.
There once was a late-night host
Who saw the lowlights and did boast
The right-wing network did turn 30
But to him, it was more dirty
So he roasted them and made a good roast
There once was a president who
Claimed a packed venue he knew
But the camera did show
Empty seats in each row
His falsehood was now clear to view
There once was a president bold,
Whose Truth Social plan took hold,
But the backlash was strong,
And the critics were wrong,
His platform’s future was foretold.