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There once were 600 staff cut from CDC,
Their layoffs causing much misery.
No longer employed,
Their futures now void,
Their plight felt by all, you’ll agree.

There once was a journalist named Doocy
Who asked the president quite loosely
About his afterlife
Causing quite a strife
Fox News viewers were sure to see.

A nor’easter is churning up the East Coast
As Alaska grapples with catastrophic flooding.

There once was a president bold,
Who tried to rewrite what was told.
He wasn’t in the mix,
But tried for a fix,
His story left the truth out in the cold.

During a sold-out show, Chappell Roan
Sent a big F-you to the agency known
For shaking LA’s area
She made quite a hysteria
With her bold and rebellious tone.

There once was a bar on St. Helena
Where a shooter caused quite a scene-a
Four people lay dead
And many more bled
In a tragedy that felt so obscene-a

There once was a chopper in flight,
Above a beach in broad daylight,
It started to spin,
And couldn’t quite win,
Crashing into palms, what a sight!

In Manhattan court, lawyers did sport,
Claiming cops did not have the report,
Without a warrant in hand,
They searched through the land,
Mangione’s backpack, they’ve been caught!

There once was a blast on a Friday,
The dead count was unclear that day.
The cause was unknown,
Leaving people to groan,
In a tragic and sorrowful way.

There once was a man named Joe Biden
Whose cancer news left us all sidin’
Prostate to the bone
He faced it alone
But we all hoped his health would be glidin’