There once was a man named Washington
Who accused his government’s action
Detaining Americans for pay
Was the government’s shady way
To extract concessions, a fatal attraction
There once was a man named Trump
Who refused to pay what he’d lump
For ads that were political
His actions were quite critical
But alas, he refused to jump
There once was a law against robocalls,
Most people agreed it was right.
But still they persist,
A nuisance to resist,
To stop them, we put up our fights.
There once was a president, you see,
Whose “sir” story had a twist so free.
With humor and charm,
He caused no harm,
Just a tale that brought glee with glee.
There once was a storm named Isaias,
Bringing rain to the Gulf Coast with pizzazz,
Flash floods might arise,
In the Southeast skies,
On Friday, it’ll surely cause a buzz.
There once was a man from Tennessee
Whose lawyer argued quite cleverly
The failed execution
Of Christa Pike’s retribution
To save him from his felony
There once was a lawyer quite bold
Who claimed a retreat was pure gold
At a Trump-friendly site
Said it would be a delight
A gift for the American fold
There once was a teen from afar,
Who thought he’d buy a gun, oh what a bizarre,
He paid an FBI agent,
For an AK-47, quite flagrant,
Now he’s arrested, behind bars, oh how bizarre!
There once was a senator named Mike,
Whose new ad caused quite a spike,
Attacking tariffs on Canada,
But forgot to mention the planner,
Now he’s in a bit of a strike.
There once was a president, quite bold,
Who wanted his name on the show’s mold,
Threatened to destroy,
The arts center’s joy,
But in the end, the plan was unrolled.