Trump Cheers James Comey’s Indictment As He Targets Political Enemies

There once was a president’s voice,
Who pressured the Department by choice,
The indictment did follow,
A campaign so hollow,
Justice now must take its course.

James Comey Says He’s Innocent Following DOJ Indictment

There once was a man named Comey
Who warned us to not go astray
“Fear is the tool of a tyrant,”
He said, with a voice defiant
Stay engaged, do not be led astray.

Pam Bondi Transfers People Who Received Biden Commutations To Supermax Prison

There once was a group known as the ACLU,
Who fought against prison conditions that were not so new.
They raised concerns about transfers and more,
Trying to even the score.
Hoping for justice to ensue.

‘Vulgar, Like Trump’: Critics Pan ‘Grotesque’ Image Of Planned White House Ballroom

There once was a president so keen,
Whose vanity project was seen,
On social media it was slammed,
Critics thought it was all a sham,
His plan was not as it had been.

Meghan McCain Digs At Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner’s Teen ‘Nepo Baby’ For UN Health Speech

There once was a woman named McCain,
Who attacked a young girl named Affleck,
Said having famous parents is tough,
Her remarks were quite rough,
But her argument was out of whack.

Amazon To Pay $2.5 Billion To Settle FTC Allegations It Duped Customers Into Enrolling In Prime

In Seattle, a trial begins to show
Case filed two years ago, we now know
Justice sought in the court
For the crimes of that sort
Will the truth in the end finally show?

‘That’s F**king Crazy’: Trump Torched In New Ad Aimed At The ‘Manosphere’

There once was a president’s display,
In the Home of the Brave’s montage they say,
Hypocrisy called out,
In a limerick shout,
For the truth must come to light today.

Trump’s Reported Excuse For Why Epstein Scandal Isn’t A Big Deal Couldn’t Be More Out Of Touch

There once was a place quite opulent,
Palm Beach in the 90s was different,
Innocence, it did lack,
As one user did crack,
Social media’s view was indifferent.

‘REJECTED!’: Stephen Colbert Gives ‘Thin-Skinned Devil Baby’ Trump A Painful Reminder

There once was a Late Show host so bold,
who mocked the president’s moment, I’m told.
With humor and wit,
he made quite a hit,
turning awkwardness into pure gold.

Lawrence O’Donnell Marvels At UK Newspaper’s Utterly Brutal Description Of Trump

There once was a president named Trump,
Whose speech at the UN caused a big lump.
The Daily Mirror review,
Was blunt and quite true,
Showing no mercy with each thump.

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