Gavin Newsom Toasts Trump Vodka Return With A Bottle Full Of Burn
There once was a governor from Cali,
Raised a glass to the comeback so jolly,
With a smirk on his face,
He toasted the embrace,
Of hope in the midst of the folly.
There once was a governor from Cali,
Raised a glass to the comeback so jolly,
With a smirk on his face,
He toasted the embrace,
Of hope in the midst of the folly.
There once was a man named Klepper,
Who found some bad news and felt dapper,
But then came some good,
Just like he knew it would,
And the world felt a whole lot happier.
There once was a Late Night comedian
Who found the news rather demeaning
He said with a laugh
As absurd as this is, in half
It’s revealing what we should be freeing
There once was a host of late night,
Who vowed to keep up the fight.
He said with a grin,
“I’ll keep going ’til then,”
And his fans cheered with all of their might.
There once was an editorial board
Warning the president “Watch out, Lord!”
Their caution was heeded
Backfire they pleaded
In politics, risks must be explored
The first lady cashes in with glee,
Decking halls with ornaments and glee,
With Christmas spirit true,
She spreads joy anew,
In festive splendor for all to see.
There once was a data analyst chief
Who spoke of a Cabinet member’s belief
Their actions caused worry real
In the network’s appeal
Their impact was beyond belief
There once was a late night host
Who gave the president a boast
For a job well done
It was quite fun
To see them both make a toast
There once was a president who, Trump
Boasted of his power, no slump
With menacing tone
He sat on his throne
Said he’s president of all, not a chump
There once was a person distressed,
In a waterslide they were obsessed,
Over ocean water,
They felt quite a bother,
Their sanity put to the test.