There once was a host named Ronny,
Who dunked on Trump’s defense secretary, Johnny,
His mic-drop attempt
Was met with contempt,
As his moment just crashed and burned, how funny!
There once was an anchor on MSNBC,
Who called the president a real “clown,”
He said he’s “mentally incapable,”
And caused quite a bit of a frown,
His words made the headlines to see.
There once was a gal named Berenice,
Who claimed that nothing had happened, a piece.
Despite all the chaos,
She stuck to her clause,
And lived her life with untroubled ease.
There once was a governor from Cali,
Who put the president on a rally.
He said, “You can’t roam,
I’ll take you home,”
Now the president was in quite a valley.
There once was a club from Huntington Park
Whose motto was to keep safe in the dark
Under Trump’s crackdown
Their purpose was found
To run together, no fear of the stark
There once was a shutdown so grand
In the U.S., things got out of hand
Trump and Congress, they tried
But an agreement was denied
Leaving uncertainty across the land
There once was a man named Trump
Whose ethics were all in a slump
Blaming the shutdown with glee
On the Democrats, you see
His administration in a dump
There once was a hoax at Lakehurst base,
By a worker who felt out of place,
She faked a threat,
To cause a big fret,
But her plan was soon a disgrace.
There once was a probe from the widow,
Investigating Thompson’s life’s flow,
With questions and queries,
To unearth all the theories,
In hopes that the truth it would show.
There once was a leader named Vance,
Was asked if he had any stance,
He replied with a smirk,
“No comment,” the quirk,
Left them all in a bit of a trance.