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There once was a CEO so bold,
Who gifted Trump a statue, we’re told.
He showed love to the president,
In a way quite evident,
By a gift made in his own mold.

There once was a call to 911
Precious minutes elapsed, not much fun
Responders were slow
To the chamber they’d go
Legitimacy they sought, well begun

There once was a Trump ally so wise,
Who in a takedown did criticize,
She aired out her views,
On the “snake” in the news,
Leaving no doubt in people’s eyes.

There once was a player named Pete,
With the Dallas Cowboys he did compete,
In a preseason game,
He gained instant fame,
For Navajo fans, a memory sweet.

In Half Moon Bay, they’re having a spree,
Giant pumpkins are weighed, don’t you see?
Growers gather with glee,
For a weigh-in that’s free,
In California, it’s quite a sight to be!

There once was a star with a view,
On AI he had something to rue,
He warned with great dread,
That it could be a dead end,
For actors in Hollywood, it’s true.

There once was a president whose priorities were questioned,
His decisions were fiercely contested and condemned,
People wondered if he truly understood,
The issues at hand, if he really should,
His leadership skills were now quite apprehended.

There once was a man named Clinton,
Who thought his plan was so perfect, quite certain.
But things went astray,
And the truth came to play,
Now his reputation is uncertain.

A televised snuff film, how vile,
Of a killer in wheelchair, no guile.
Martina’s dismay,
At the values on display,
In America, it’s just not in style.

There once was a man named Burnham
Who wanted the facts to affirm
He said, “It’s vital
To state things so vital
And make sure the truth is confirmed.”