There once was a man named Trump, dear,
Who lined the West Wing with great cheer,
Portraits of predecessors he did display,
In the famous colonnade, all day,
His legacy he wanted to appear.
There once was a girl named Geyser
Who almost killed her classmate, a surpriser
To please Slender Man
Her twisted murder plan
In 2014, a horrifying adviser
There once was a photographer who,
said “I didn’t put the sites on her, it’s true.”
Critics were quite mad,
Over the photo he had,
Of Karoline Leavitt, but what could he do?
There once was a show called ABC
It’s time has come now to flee
With ratings so low
It had to go
Goodbye, ABC, from TV
There once was a lady named Laura,
On Colbert she addressed the faux aura.
Of the first lady’s speech,
About Christmas, a breach,
Her sass was a sight to adore.
There once was a lawmaker quite bold,
Who foresaw her party in a stranglehold,
She predicted with dread,
Serious trouble ahead,
Leaving her colleagues feeling cold.
Warner Bros. shareholders, take heed
Reject Paramount’s bid with great speed
For Netflix, they say
Will bring a brighter day
Skydance’s offer won’t meet your need
There once was a senator named Murphy
Who trashed a meeting with some fury
The Cabinet duo he did roast
About boat bombings, he did boast
In DC, his words caused quite a flurry
There once was a host from MS NOW
Who eviscerated the White House chief, oh wow!
In a segment so scorching
Her comments came marching
Chronicled in Vanity Fair, that’s how.
There once was a man named Reiner,
Whose parents were found stabbed in demeanor.
Police took him away,
Without any delay,
Now he’s in custody, the poor screener.