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There once was a woman named Lisette,
Who drove cross-country, you bet,
To fire her rifle with glee,
At Rihanna and A$AP, you’ll see,
Now she’s facing quite the upset.

There once was a dad from Detroit,
Whose toddler caused quite the exploit,
Pulled out a gun,
Oh what had been done,
Authorities found out to their chagrin.

There once was a Senator named Schmitt,
Who ranted in a hostile fit.
He embarrassed himself,
Against Jack Smith’s wealth,
In a tirade that just didn’t quite fit.

There once were two folks of seventy-seven
Who killed their son-in-law, a true reckon
In the park, a shot rang
It’s a tragic sad pang
Now they face charges, their fate is now given

There once was a DA with a plan
To not prosecute, much to a fan
But a transcript arose
And new questions it posed
About the woman and what began

In northern Iraq troops took their leave,
The last air base now alone bereave.
Under an accord so grand,
Between Baghdad and our land,
Departing with no need to grieve.

There once was a man named Trump
Whose foreign policy made people jump
He praised North Korea and Iran
Which many found quite bizarre
Now his hypocrisy has caused a big stomp

There once was a group called VoteVets
Who hijacked a spot with some threats
Their spoof was scathing
The president was seething
Their message he surely regrets

A man who was feeling quite low
Wondered why his spirits were slow
He realized at last
His troubles were past
And began to let happiness grow.

There once was a host of “Late Night”
Who grilled VP Vance with delight
In a parody presser
He was quite the aggressor
Making jokes and keeping it light