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There once was a lawmaker quite bold,
Who foresaw her party in a stranglehold,
She predicted with dread,
Serious trouble ahead,
Leaving her colleagues feeling cold.

Warner Bros. shareholders, take heed
Reject Paramount’s bid with great speed
For Netflix, they say
Will bring a brighter day
Skydance’s offer won’t meet your need

There once was a senator named Murphy
Who trashed a meeting with some fury
The Cabinet duo he did roast
About boat bombings, he did boast
In DC, his words caused quite a flurry

There once was a host from MS NOW
Who eviscerated the White House chief, oh wow!
In a segment so scorching
Her comments came marching
Chronicled in Vanity Fair, that’s how.

There once was a man named Reiner,
Whose parents were found stabbed in demeanor.
Police took him away,
Without any delay,
Now he’s in custody, the poor screener.

There once was a Late Show host so brave,
Who faced Susie Wiles without a cave,
He defended the blame,
For the president’s game,
In limerick form, his thoughts he gave.

There once was a meme from the White House,
With the president shown as a mouse,
To a 50 Cent tune,
He danced like a loon,
In Christmas spirit, he did espouse.

There once was a president who could
build things just as well as he should
He insisted with pride
That his skills could not hide
In his work, he always stood.

There once was a president bold,
Who loved taking credit, we’re told.
Late-night host did proclaim,
This one thing was his game,
In the spotlight, his ego will hold.

A professor from MIT near Boston,
Was tragically found dead and forgotten,
Authorities launched
A probe, deeply entrenched,
To solve the murder, the case ain’t a con.