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There once was a scandal so grand,
In Norway, it swept across the land,
Epstein’s ties were all heard,
By diplomats absurd,
In hearings that they could not withstand.

The Olympic flame is set to embark
On a journey that’s sure to leave its mark
With torches ablaze
In a grand relay craze
This event will light up the dark

A judge ruled the U.S. can deport
The mosque leader on foreign policy report
Palestinian-born in the land
Now deportation is planned
Wisconsin’s largest mosque will feel the thwart

There once was a girl named Pike
Accused of a murder, what a strike
Questions arose, about assault
In the case, did they exalt?
The truth may never come to light.

There once was a Hulk, strong and great,
Met the Pope at the end of his date,
Ferrigno, the hero,
In St. Peter’s Square, zero,
1977 to 1982, was their fate.

A former Cornell student once sued,
Seven men she claimed had abused,
In 2024 at Chi Phi,
Her allegations did fly,
In a house where she felt so confused.

There once was a man from the city,
Dragged to his death, what a pity,
His bag got caught,
By the subway, it fought,
Now he’s gone, what a terrible ditty.

There once were some winners so wise,
In everyone’s eyes they’d arise,
Their skills were so grand,
They’d always take a stand,
In our hearts, they held the prize.

There once was a president who,
Caused people to ask “what to do?”,
His decisions were bold,
But left many cold,
In the end, all they could say was “Oh phew!”

There once was a man, Trump by name,
Whose insults were his claim to fame.
But when aimed at his past,
The response was so fast,
His own words brought him shame.