There once were some fact-checkers great,
Who fact-checked each statement with fate,
They worked day and night,
To make sure things were right,
Their efforts were never too late.
There once was a data analyst chief,
Who said it all boils down to belief.
He analyzed the trends,
And shared with his friends,
A limerick to bring some relief.
There once was a health secretary of Trump,
Whose moves caused a tabloid to hump,
They called him irresponsible,
And downright cruel, oh how terrible,
In the headlines, he took quite a thump.
There once was a host named MS NOW
Who listed out all the scandals, somehow
From controversial decisions so bold
To public statements that left hearts cold
Her extensive list made quite a wow
Hiring’s lost momentum, it’s true,
Trump’s tariffs bring worry, they do.
Uncertainty’s high,
Causing some sigh,
Job growth is slowing, we rue.
There once was a court case so grand,
In California, where a map took a stand.
The Justice Department cried,
With California on the other side,
In federal court, the battle was planned.
There once was a case that was quite tight,
The prosecution’s move was to fight,
With digital proof,
They showed the truth,
Online searches brought the case to light.
There once was a cop from Down Under,
Who uncovered a mass shooting blunder,
Fifteen folks were slain,
By a terrorist’s insane,
At Sydney’s Bondi Beach, torn asunder.
There once was a host on late night
Who mocked the president with delight
For taking his time
To shift from the crime
Of the bonkers tale, what a sight!
There once was a host, full of sass,
Who criticized the president’s fast
Rush to pin blame,
In a Trump-friendly game,
Late night jokes land quite a blast.