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There once was a man named Joe Biden
Whose viewership numbers were slidin’
Nielsen reported
That folks were less distorted
Compared to Trump’s first White House hidin’

There once was a president named Trump
Who teamed up with OpenAI in a lump
With Oracle and SoftBank
For AI, they all sank
$500 billion for infrastructure, a hefty sum.

There once was a man who advised,
“Let the people decide,” he surmised.
Which President’s call was right?
To the people, shed the light,
Let the truth be undisguised.

A critic once cracked in a hush,
About Leavitt’s blatant propaganda push.
Praising the president on Fox News,
So blatant it would make a dictator of North Korea blush,
In the world of politics, it’s a dangerous brush.

There once was a comic named Ronny,
Who made Trump’s order sound quite funny,
With a withering joke,
He made the crowd croak,
And left them all rolling in money.

There once was a late night host
Who put the president on blast
For failing to keep a vow so fast
He made it repeatedly, like a boast
Now his promise has turned into toast

There once was a president so bold,
Whose comments were utterly cold.
He threatened to hike
Tariffs he didn’t like,
On imports from countries untold.

A man once agreed with great cheer,
To a metaphor that was perfectly clear.
On the “Daily Show” they met,
Their minds did connect,
In agreement with humor sincere.

A Democrat firmly proclaimed,
“I won’t rock with Nazis, it’s untamed.
Till I’m six feet deep,
No sympathies I’ll keep,
My stance against hate won’t be maimed.”

There once was a link so ill-phrased
That caused such anger unfazed
On social media’s stage
It ignited much rage
And left many people amazed.