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There once was a man named Anders,
Whose words in Parliament were like thunders.
His harshness did earn
A scolding in turn,
Now he must be more careful with blunders.

There once was a president named Trump,
Who vowed to rid the military of the chumps.
He fired the “woke” generals with glee,
To reshape the army as he did decree,
But many saw his actions as a dump.

There once was an order quite bold,
To dismantle diversity, we’re told.
Trump’s memo was clear,
Saying inclusion’s not dear,
An executive decision so cold.

There once was a rapper named Rocky,
Refused a plea deal quite cocky,
Instead of a few months in jail,
He’ll risk spending years without bail,
As his assault trial gets quite rocky.

There once was a man named Elon Musk
Some said he made a Nazi-like fuss
But on social media
They’d post videos, see ya
To prove that it was all a bluff

There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted to end birthright stump,
But the laws are quite clear,
Citizenship remains near,
So his plans may end with a thump.

There once was a TikToker so free,
Met Dafoe, but didn’t see
The legend right there,
In NYC square,
Now he’ll regret his missed spree.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose orders made critics jump,
On climate change he took a stand,
With energy policies at hand,
His decisions left many in a slump.

There once was a lobby so grand,
For oil and gas they made a bold stand.
Their move was symbolic,
And seen as iconic,
A top priority in their hand.

There once was a man named Cauthen,
In Alabama, his life came to an end.
Two others were shot,
The deputies sought
To uncover the truth, once again.