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There once was a billionaire crude,
Who insulted folks, oh how rude!
He used hurtful words,
Towards those quite absurd,
While attacking an astronaut dude.

There once was a singer named Shira
Who stood up for democracy with fire
She sang for a cause
Against tyranny’s claws
In a world that needs more like her.

There once was a president who claimed
His approval was always acclaimed
His critics fired back
Said his claim was whack
And the truth of his rating was shamed

There once was a man named Rich McCormick
In Georgia, he faced quite a kick
Critics booed and jeered
At the town hall, it appeared
McCormick’s reception was quite slick

There once was a move that was tough,
Critics called it “dictator stuff,”
They slammed it with delight,
Said it wasn’t right,
A full-blown dictator, sure enough.

There once was a man named Donald,
Who vowed on his first day to be bold,
But now he insists,
He had nothing to twist,
For the latest events, he’s uncontrolled.

There once was a gulf named Obama,
Where the water was clear as a comma.
The waves would roll in,
With a soft, gentle spin,
A paradise for a swim or sauna.

There once was a film that was bleak,
Critics said it was vile and grotesque,
They found it utterly unconscionable,
In disgust, they felt almost physical,
Such horror they wished to critique.

There once was a man named Pete,
Whose husband thought he was neat,
He said with a grin,
“Let’s see how we’ll win,”
As they faced a new challenge concrete.

There once was a man quite a mire,
Shouting on CNN, raising ire.
The anchor grew vexed,
Tried to calm him, perplexed,
As the adviser’s rage reached higher.