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There once was a girl named Kadance,
Whose kindness put others in a trance.
Her community wept,
For the light that she kept,
Now in heaven, she’ll forever dance.
There once was a girl named Kadance,
Whose kindness put others in a trance.
Her community wept,
For the light that she kept,
Now in heaven, she’ll forever dance.
There once was a plan for congestion
To fund upgrades, the best direction
But Trump, with a frown
Struck the plan down
Leaving the subway in disconnection.
There once was a Fox host who tried
To empower, but ended up tongue-tied
Her message backfired
With conservatives, inspired
A limerick for how she was defied.
There once was a plane in the sky,
That crashed with a terrible cry.
Four disasters before,
In North America they bore,
Leaving many to weep and ask why.
There once was a man named Lester,
Who shot a man for what he pestered,
He pleaded guilty in court,
For the violent resort,
Now his fate is truly sequestered.
There once was a man, Trump’s ex-aide,
Who claimed the billionaire strayed.
He said with a nod,
Trump wants to play God,
In the government, he wants to invade.
There once was a senator and doc,
Who posted support for the shot,
But then voted to confirm,
An anti-vaxxer in term,
In politics, he sure hit a block.
There once was a mother who’d tell,
That her child had been seeing, as well,
A school counselor each week,
But the news made her weak,
Only after her daughter fell.
There once was a star named Lively,
Whose lawyers got rather chivalry,
They filed a complaint,
With new claims so quaint,
Against her co-star so lively.
There once was a plan that was fought,
To ban trans folks from being taught,
In the military’s might,
But the court saw the light,
And justice prevailed as it ought.