Birkenstock Calls Its Sandals ‘Art’ But German Court Says No
A shoe company claimed with much art,
Their sandals shouldn’t be torn apart,
But a court had to say
They’re just shoes for the day,
Not a masterpiece, just comfy footwear.
A shoe company claimed with much art,
Their sandals shouldn’t be torn apart,
But a court had to say
They’re just shoes for the day,
Not a masterpiece, just comfy footwear.
There once was a judge named Ferguson,
Who shot his wife in an argument surge.
Prosecutors claim it’s true,
In Orange County, a hullabaloo,
Now justice must take its full purging.
There once was a man named Adams
Who faced some corruption claims
He offered to help
With Trump’s immigration yelp
In hopes of escaping the feds’ strong grabs
There once was a program quite grand
Sending books across Indiana’s land
But Republicans propose
To cut funding, it blows
Dolly’s Library needs a strong hand.
There once was a man in disguise,
Leading the FBI with his ties,
To the president he’s near,
A loyal ally, it’s clear,
Investigations will now meet his eyes.
There once was a candidate who
Wanted to lead the crime-fighting crew
But with a history so shady
Of attacking the agency, maybe
Their chances are slim, this much we know
An Alabama police department, oh dear,
Operated like a gang, it’s clear,
Not upholding the law,
But breaking it raw,
Grand jury’s words bring the truth near.
There once was a billionaire crude,
Who insulted folks, oh how rude!
He used hurtful words,
Towards those quite absurd,
While attacking an astronaut dude.
There once was a singer named Shira
Who stood up for democracy with fire
She sang for a cause
Against tyranny’s claws
In a world that needs more like her.
There once was a president who claimed
His approval was always acclaimed
His critics fired back
Said his claim was whack
And the truth of his rating was shamed