Birkenstock Calls Its Sandals ‘Art’ But German Court Says No

A shoe company claimed with much art,
Their sandals shouldn’t be torn apart,
But a court had to say
They’re just shoes for the day,
Not a masterpiece, just comfy footwear.

California Judge On Trial For Shooting Wife While Watching ‘Breaking Bad’

There once was a judge named Ferguson,
Who shot his wife in an argument surge.
Prosecutors claim it’s true,
In Orange County, a hullabaloo,
Now justice must take its full purging.

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul Won’t Remove Mayor Eric Adams

There once was a man named Adams
Who faced some corruption claims
He offered to help
With Trump’s immigration yelp
In hopes of escaping the feds’ strong grabs

Dolly Parton Urges Indiana Republicans Not To Ax Her Book Program For Kids

There once was a program quite grand
Sending books across Indiana’s land
But Republicans propose
To cut funding, it blows
Dolly’s Library needs a strong hand.

Trump Devotee Kash Patel Confirmed As FBI Director By Senate

There once was a man in disguise,
Leading the FBI with his ties,
To the president he’s near,
A loyal ally, it’s clear,
Investigations will now meet his eyes.

Social Media Reacts To Kash Patel’s Confirmation As FBI Director

There once was a candidate who
Wanted to lead the crime-fighting crew
But with a history so shady
Of attacking the agency, maybe
Their chances are slim, this much we know

Grand Jury Recommends Abolishing Police Department After Indicting 5 Officers

An Alabama police department, oh dear,
Operated like a gang, it’s clear,
Not upholding the law,
But breaking it raw,
Grand jury’s words bring the truth near.

Elon Musk Calls Astronaut Who Criticized Him On X A Slur

There once was a billionaire crude,
Who insulted folks, oh how rude!
He used hurtful words,
Towards those quite absurd,
While attacking an astronaut dude.

Canadian Anthem Singer Protests Trump By Changing Lyric At 4 Nations Face-Off Title Game

There once was a singer named Shira
Who stood up for democracy with fire
She sang for a cause
Against tyranny’s claws
In a world that needs more like her.

‘Delusional’ Trump Openly Mocked As His Newest Boast Backfires Spectacularly

There once was a president who claimed
His approval was always acclaimed
His critics fired back
Said his claim was whack
And the truth of his rating was shamed

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