There once was a claim that misstated,
Payments to the dead were inflated,
But the numbers were skewed,
And the truth misconstrued,
Social Security’s record debated.
A New York Democrat once said,
“Look in the mirror, you’ll dread,”
Targeting the VP,
With sharp words so snappy,
A limerick filled with some dread.
There once was a girl named Spencer
Who brought her boss a pie, so tender
After unjustly fired
In a scene most admired
Her revenge was a sweet surrender
There once was some stickers in Munich,
On gravestones and crosses, not a good trick.
The police came to see,
Investigating with glee,
To solve this sticker mystery so slick.
There once was a girl named Kadance,
Whose kindness put others in a trance.
Her community wept,
For the light that she kept,
Now in heaven, she’ll forever dance.
There once was a plan for congestion
To fund upgrades, the best direction
But Trump, with a frown
Struck the plan down
Leaving the subway in disconnection.
There once was a Fox host who tried
To empower, but ended up tongue-tied
Her message backfired
With conservatives, inspired
A limerick for how she was defied.
There once was a plane in the sky,
That crashed with a terrible cry.
Four disasters before,
In North America they bore,
Leaving many to weep and ask why.
There once was a man named Lester,
Who shot a man for what he pestered,
He pleaded guilty in court,
For the violent resort,
Now his fate is truly sequestered.
There once was a man, Trump’s ex-aide,
Who claimed the billionaire strayed.
He said with a nod,
Trump wants to play God,
In the government, he wants to invade.