There once was a man named Rich McCormick
In Georgia, he faced quite a kick
Critics booed and jeered
At the town hall, it appeared
McCormick’s reception was quite slick
There once was a move that was tough,
Critics called it “dictator stuff,”
They slammed it with delight,
Said it wasn’t right,
A full-blown dictator, sure enough.
There once was a man named Donald,
Who vowed on his first day to be bold,
But now he insists,
He had nothing to twist,
For the latest events, he’s uncontrolled.
There once was a gulf named Obama,
Where the water was clear as a comma.
The waves would roll in,
With a soft, gentle spin,
A paradise for a swim or sauna.
There once was a film that was bleak,
Critics said it was vile and grotesque,
They found it utterly unconscionable,
In disgust, they felt almost physical,
Such horror they wished to critique.
There once was a man named Pete,
Whose husband thought he was neat,
He said with a grin,
“Let’s see how we’ll win,”
As they faced a new challenge concrete.
There once was a man quite a mire,
Shouting on CNN, raising ire.
The anchor grew vexed,
Tried to calm him, perplexed,
As the adviser’s rage reached higher.
A New York Democrat once said,
“Look in the mirror, you’ll dread,”
Targeting the VP,
With sharp words so snappy,
A limerick filled with some dread.
There once was a girl named Spencer
Who brought her boss a pie, so tender
After unjustly fired
In a scene most admired
Her revenge was a sweet surrender
There once was some stickers in Munich,
On gravestones and crosses, not a good trick.
The police came to see,
Investigating with glee,
To solve this sticker mystery so slick.