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There once was a senator and doc,
Who posted support for the shot,
But then voted to confirm,
An anti-vaxxer in term,
In politics, he sure hit a block.

There once was a mother who’d tell,
That her child had been seeing, as well,
A school counselor each week,
But the news made her weak,
Only after her daughter fell.

There once was a star named Lively,
Whose lawyers got rather chivalry,
They filed a complaint,
With new claims so quaint,
Against her co-star so lively.

There once was a plan that was fought,
To ban trans folks from being taught,
In the military’s might,
But the court saw the light,
And justice prevailed as it ought.

There once was a judge from Mississippi,
Ordered a paper’s words to be swissy,
Mayor and leaders were miffed,
Sued for the words they sniffed,
In court, the judge ruled quite prissy.

There once was a group on a spree,
They broke into Chiefs’ homes with glee,
Patrick Mahomes and Kelce,
Among others, oh yes,
Now caught, they’ll face charges, times three.

There once was a President named Trump,
Who wanted to take over the dump.
He supported a bill,
For a federal thrill,
To control the nation’s capital with a thump.

There once was a punter named Kluwe,
Who spoke out ‘gainst a reference so blue,
On a city plaque he saw MAGA,
He said it’s a no-go, not a ha-ha,
And made sure his voice was heard true.

There once was a Dem from Texas
Who accused conservatives of tactics
They fail to realize
How Trump’s administration flies
Dragging them to the “find out” phase.

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who found a tale of disaster, oh no!
But amid all the strife,
There was a miracle in life,
A story that truly did glow.