There once was an activist from the tribes
Serving two life sentences, no bribes
For the 1975 killings
He maintains his innocence, willing
To fight for justice with vibrant vibes
There once was a man named Adams
Whose criminal charges were dropped in tandem
With Department of Justice in tow
They were ordered to address it, you know
To sort out the legal conundrum.
A street artist’s painting so fine,
Valued at a cool $6.3 million’s sign.
Proceeds to help victims with care,
From the Los Angeles wildfires’ scare,
Generosity’s flame will brightly shine.
There once was a man named Brafman,
Charged with attempted murder, the plan.
In Miami Beach he shot,
Two men he caught,
Now in jail he must take his stand.
There once was a star, Oscar-nominated,
In “The Brutalist” he was celebrated,
He said, “I was scared,
Of the actor who dared,
For he’s quite an aggressive man,” he debated.
There once were Republicans in college,
Who found a remark to disparage,
They called it inappropriate,
But to others, it was just a cute,
Their reaction caused quite a bit of knowledge.
There once was a girl named Anne Marie
Forgave the shooter’s mom, you see
In a Facebook post
She forgave, the most
Showing grace and maturity.
A chain with a secret so grand,
Colonel Sanders’ herbs and spice stand,
Now in Plano they’re found,
KFC’s new home, renowned,
In Texas, where flavors expand.
There once was a mom named Murray
Who gave birth to a baby in a hurry
Though she and the donor
Were white, not much toner
The child was as black as a cherry
There once was a man named Jones,
Accused of setting fire with drones,
Destroyed a home, left them in dismay,
Injured and killed, dogs passed away,
Now facing the consequences, he groans.