There once was a star, Oscar-nominated,
In “The Brutalist” he was celebrated,
He said, “I was scared,
Of the actor who dared,
For he’s quite an aggressive man,” he debated.
There once were Republicans in college,
Who found a remark to disparage,
They called it inappropriate,
But to others, it was just a cute,
Their reaction caused quite a bit of knowledge.
There once was a girl named Anne Marie
Forgave the shooter’s mom, you see
In a Facebook post
She forgave, the most
Showing grace and maturity.
A chain with a secret so grand,
Colonel Sanders’ herbs and spice stand,
Now in Plano they’re found,
KFC’s new home, renowned,
In Texas, where flavors expand.
There once was a mom named Murray
Who gave birth to a baby in a hurry
Though she and the donor
Were white, not much toner
The child was as black as a cherry
There once was a man named Jones,
Accused of setting fire with drones,
Destroyed a home, left them in dismay,
Injured and killed, dogs passed away,
Now facing the consequences, he groans.
There once was a Dem lawmaker bold,
Who on MSNBC did scold,
A billionaire with glee,
For all to see,
In an interview quite brash and cold.
There once was a host with insight
Who shared how to get through this plight
On “Last Week Tonight” he’d convey
Advice to brighten your day
His wisdom shone so bright, so right
There once was a chair from the RNC
Who criticized the president with glee
For giving “absolute power”
To Elon Musk, in this hour
It’s a move that’s not sitting too free
There once was a move quite grand
To ease tensions in a far-off land
Between Moscow and DC
In Saudi, they’d soon see
If peace could be close at hand.