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There once was a VP so bold,
Whose bond with Trump was quite cold.
Refusing to part,
Defined them in part,
Their time in office was told.

There once was a star of “White Lotus”
Made an entrance to wow us
After her husband’s demise
Stepped back into the limelight’s eyes
Bravely facing the fuss and the buzz

Meteorologists warned with good reason,
Of a polar vortex’s icy treason,
Tenth time this year,
The cold drew near,
Sending shivers through every region.

There once was a book with some charm,
Freckleface Strawberry’s the name,
For the Department of Defense,
It caused quite some suspense,
Now under further review, it remains.

There once was a passenger in flight
Left with “critical” injuries, try as he might
Eighty people on board
A scary ordeal, oh Lord
Hope he recovers and everything turns out right

There once was a mayor named Adams,
Whose corruption charges caused a madam,
But the Justice Department said stop,
Trump’s favor, they couldn’t top,
So the case was dropped, no grand slam.

There once was a strategist sly,
Who warned Democratic figures nearby.
He said, “Watch out for the game,
It’s not always the same,
In politics, you must be spry.”

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who claimed a lone hero did show,
In Trump’s latest dispute,
Standing tall, resolute,
With courage that all would bestow.

There once was a Fox News host
Who stumbled and got a bit lost
Introducing the president’s kin
Made his tongue do a spin
But quickly regained his almost.

There once was a board so astute,
Warning of trouble to loot,
They cautioned with care,
Of interests laid bare,
In a limerick, they gave their toot.