There once was a lawmaker from Texas
Who praised Trump supporters with excess
He said, “You were so right,
1000 percent in sight!”
His words were met with both scorn and respect.
There once was a fly that could fly,
During meetings it liked to be sly,
It landed on heads,
In a room full of feds,
During a meeting so high in the sky.
There once were reporters so fair,
Who followed the president with care,
In a press pool they stayed,
For decades they’ve played,
Capturing moments rare in the air.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose policies faced quite a thump
Court challenges arose
Since his reign did disclose
On Inauguration Day, they did jump
There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted the workforce to jump,
He worked to reduce the size,
Much to the workers’ surprise,
His efforts left many in a slump.
There once was a border czar named Homan
Who on “Fox & Friends” had a plan
With Trump and Adams in sight
They argued all night
Oh, the tension of this political clan
There once were reporters so bold,
From the White House they were told,
For not abiding by the name change,
Axios decided to rearrange,
And now with Trump they do behold.
There once was a man, twenty-six,
Charged with murder, a terrible mix.
In New York he did slay,
The CEO one day,
Now he faces justice’s swift fix.
There once was a musician so grand
Who said, “I must take a firm stand
To align with Tesla, I choose
Now I bid them adieu
This decision was carefully planned.”
There once was a singer conservative,
Who praised Lamar’s rapping narrative,
But soon he did say,
The show was “DEI blowing up,” hey,
A contradiction that’s quite derivative.