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There once was a Dem lawmaker bold,
Who on MSNBC did scold,
A billionaire with glee,
For all to see,
In an interview quite brash and cold.

There once was a host with insight
Who shared how to get through this plight
On “Last Week Tonight” he’d convey
Advice to brighten your day
His wisdom shone so bright, so right

There once was a chair from the RNC
Who criticized the president with glee
For giving “absolute power”
To Elon Musk, in this hour
It’s a move that’s not sitting too free

There once was a move quite grand
To ease tensions in a far-off land
Between Moscow and DC
In Saudi, they’d soon see
If peace could be close at hand.

There once was a VP so bold,
Whose bond with Trump was quite cold.
Refusing to part,
Defined them in part,
Their time in office was told.

There once was a star of “White Lotus”
Made an entrance to wow us
After her husband’s demise
Stepped back into the limelight’s eyes
Bravely facing the fuss and the buzz

Meteorologists warned with good reason,
Of a polar vortex’s icy treason,
Tenth time this year,
The cold drew near,
Sending shivers through every region.

There once was a book with some charm,
Freckleface Strawberry’s the name,
For the Department of Defense,
It caused quite some suspense,
Now under further review, it remains.

There once was a passenger in flight
Left with “critical” injuries, try as he might
Eighty people on board
A scary ordeal, oh Lord
Hope he recovers and everything turns out right

There once was a mayor named Adams,
Whose corruption charges caused a madam,
But the Justice Department said stop,
Trump’s favor, they couldn’t top,
So the case was dropped, no grand slam.