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There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted the workforce to jump,
He worked to reduce the size,
Much to the workers’ surprise,
His efforts left many in a slump.

There once was a border czar named Homan
Who on “Fox & Friends” had a plan
With Trump and Adams in sight
They argued all night
Oh, the tension of this political clan

There once were reporters so bold,
From the White House they were told,
For not abiding by the name change,
Axios decided to rearrange,
And now with Trump they do behold.

There once was a man, twenty-six,
Charged with murder, a terrible mix.
In New York he did slay,
The CEO one day,
Now he faces justice’s swift fix.

There once was a musician so grand
Who said, “I must take a firm stand
To align with Tesla, I choose
Now I bid them adieu
This decision was carefully planned.”

There once was a singer conservative,
Who praised Lamar’s rapping narrative,
But soon he did say,
The show was “DEI blowing up,” hey,
A contradiction that’s quite derivative.

Five charged by the State Police, it’s true
For murder, a heinous thing to do
A missing man they killed
With violence that chilled
In New York, justice will ensue

There once was a woman unnamed,
Diddy’s advances she loudly proclaimed,
But he didn’t care,
And continued to ensnare,
In court, her lawsuit was aimed.

There once was a counselor named Conway
Whose comments were causing dismay
Critics found them absurd
And just plain absurd
In the Trump White House, she’d stay.

There once was a comedian late,
Who saw the president’s stories as bait,
They all sounded the same,
In a boring old game,
Now he jokes about the same fate.