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There once was a man on a mission
Whose stance caused quite the division
JD Vance took a different position
He posted with great precision
And sparked a heated discussion

There once was a president esteemed,
Who misspelled his own name, it seemed.
In a post on social media,
He quickly had amnesia,
And corrected the mistake, so it gleamed.

There once was a man named Trump
Who caused quite a stir with a bump
He rejected the report
And made demands of a sort
Then uncertainty rose with a jump.

There once was a president bold
Who campaigned ‘gainst Massie, we’re told
For opposing him on Iran
And the “big, beautiful” plan
His anger could not be controlled

There once was a Fox News sensation,
Critics noted spin in each situation,
They pointed out flaws,
In the personality’s laws,
Unveiling problems, their exclamation.

There once was a lawyer named George,
Whose critiques of Trump did disgorge,
He tweeted with glee,
His disdain for the GOP,
In limericks, his thoughts did forge.

There once was a VP so tender,
Who got a harsh wake-up call sender.
Reminded of his place,
With a slap in the face,
Now he’s feeling quite meek and slender.

There once was a far-right crusader,
In Georgia, a fiery lawmaker.
“We weren’t thinking,” he roared,
As his words they explored,
A week ago, he was a mere naysayer.

There once was a lawmaker, quite bold,
Who online, his feelings he told.
He said with a grin,
“Not a vote I’ll win,”
But his message was strong and quite old.

There once was a host, full of sass,
Who sought petty revenge with great class.
On his show he did mock,
Those who gave him a shock,
Last Week Tonight’s host had a blast.