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There once was a rock star so bold,
Who said Trump had changed, truth be told,
Their friendship did end,
No more time to spend,
In politics, Trump became cold.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted to pave over the dump.
He griped about wet grass,
But his plan was crass,
Now he’s in trouble, kerplump!

There once was a podcaster so bold
Who helped Trump’s voice to unfold
To Ro Khanna he said
“We’re just working for Israel,” he pled
In the election his story was told.

While the events unfolded with drama,
Experts saw parallels to past trauma,
Shooting sprees, a dark trend,
Crime scenes that won’t end,
Justice sought in this criminal enigma.

Several allies called for a chat,
After American strikes fell flat.
They fear Iran’s nuclear scheme,
So they hope for a team
To negotiate and fix all that.

There once was a man named Fred Smith
Who created a delivery myth
FedEx was his game
Revolutionized the same
Now sadly he’s gone, what a gift

There’s nowhere to run, nowhere to hide,
Alligators and pythons abide,
Said Attorney General Uthmeier,
In Florida, beware,
Escape is quite hard to decide.

There once was a man named Rui Jiang
Walked into a church with a bang
Armed with a handgun
His actions, no fun
In Virginia, he caused quite a pang

There once was a woman named Papini,
Who lied to the FBI so freely,
About being kidnapped by two,
Now she claims it was untrue,
That she was taken by an ex-boyfriend, can you believe me?

There once was a team known as Dodgers,
With Latino fans, they were tight codgers,
Fernandomania’s blaze,
In Valenzuela’s craze,
Their identity, a mix of all lodgers.