There once was a CNN host team,
Who kept the vibe business as it seemed,
With gallows humor they tried,
To keep spirits high and wide,
Their efforts were valiant, it’s seen.
There once was a man from the city
Seeking a second chance, what a pity
Scandal plagued his past
In the primary, he’ll be last
New York voters may not find him witty
Countries worldwide are calling for peace,
After the attack, tensions must cease.
Iran claims the U.S. did transgress,
Saying they crossed a line, no less.
Now diplomacy is the release.
The CBP commissioner sent out a memo,
About attacks on U.S. soil, oh no!
Amid strikes on Iran,
Frightening plan,
For security, we must stay in the know.
There once was a team from New York,
Whose mascot was more than a dork,
She symbolized their spirit,
And where they’d inherit,
The future of the WNBA’s fort.
Two people were rescued, no hassle,
From a fire, they did wriggle and wrestle,
To the hospital they went,
Their strength was truly well spent,
Now they rest, in recovery’s castle.
At the airport, with Khalil to stand,
AOC spoke out, bold and grand,
His detention, she cried,
Violates our First Amendment pride,
An affront to each American hand.
There once was a rock star so bold,
Who said Trump had changed, truth be told,
Their friendship did end,
No more time to spend,
In politics, Trump became cold.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted to pave over the dump.
He griped about wet grass,
But his plan was crass,
Now he’s in trouble, kerplump!
There once was a podcaster so bold
Who helped Trump’s voice to unfold
To Ro Khanna he said
“We’re just working for Israel,” he pled
In the election his story was told.