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There once was a VP so tender,
Who got a harsh wake-up call sender.
Reminded of his place,
With a slap in the face,
Now he’s feeling quite meek and slender.

There once was a far-right crusader,
In Georgia, a fiery lawmaker.
“We weren’t thinking,” he roared,
As his words they explored,
A week ago, he was a mere naysayer.

There once was a lawmaker, quite bold,
Who online, his feelings he told.
He said with a grin,
“Not a vote I’ll win,”
But his message was strong and quite old.

There once was a host, full of sass,
Who sought petty revenge with great class.
On his show he did mock,
Those who gave him a shock,
Last Week Tonight’s host had a blast.

There once was a CNN host team,
Who kept the vibe business as it seemed,
With gallows humor they tried,
To keep spirits high and wide,
Their efforts were valiant, it’s seen.

There once was a man from the city
Seeking a second chance, what a pity
Scandal plagued his past
In the primary, he’ll be last
New York voters may not find him witty

Countries worldwide are calling for peace,
After the attack, tensions must cease.
Iran claims the U.S. did transgress,
Saying they crossed a line, no less.
Now diplomacy is the release.

The CBP commissioner sent out a memo,
About attacks on U.S. soil, oh no!
Amid strikes on Iran,
Frightening plan,
For security, we must stay in the know.

Two people were rescued, no hassle,
From a fire, they did wriggle and wrestle,
To the hospital they went,
Their strength was truly well spent,
Now they rest, in recovery’s castle.

At the airport, with Khalil to stand,
AOC spoke out, bold and grand,
His detention, she cried,
Violates our First Amendment pride,
An affront to each American hand.