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There once was a man named Trump,
On social media he’d jump,
Claimed he won in a landslide,
But no evidence did provide,
Just another baseless stump.

There once was a strategist in sight
Who claimed Dems ignored voters right
They missed a key group
In the Trump voting loop
Their mistake led to a great plight

There once was a man named the president
With his “core issue” fumbling evident
Harry Enten did say
Americans aren’t on his way
His approval ratings are no precedent

There once was a team called the Dodgers
Who donated a million to fathers and mothers
Impacted by raids in SoCal
Helping families, one and all
Their generosity truly astounds us

There once was a host of “Daily Show”,
Who sparred with Carlson, his foe.
Their debate was quite grand,
It was aired live as planned,
Two decades have passed, and it’s so.

There once was a strategist, wise,
Who to Martha MacCallum advised,
“Stop beating war drums,
It’s been two decades, chum,”
A reminder that took her by surprise.

There once was a president who said
He’d win a peace prize, it’s been said
In just ten seconds flat
If Obama was that
But the claim left many misled

There once was a team that applied,
For parking lot access they tried,
At Dodger Stadium gates,
But met with closed fates,
And were turned away, much to their chagrin wide.

There once was a senator named Lee
Whose proposal caused quite a spree
Both left and right said nay
In a rare display
Of bipartisan unity

There once was a president bold,
Who sent National Guard, so we’re told,
Without governor’s consent,
Causing quite the event,
A move not seen since days of old.