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There once was a president, in a daze,
Whose items he’d burn in a blaze.
The “Daily Show” guy
Had a tip that was sly,
Put your name on them, he’d amaze.

There once was a player named Sharpe,
Accused of a crime quite dark,
After a settlement was paid,
ESPN decided to trade,
Cutting ties with the NFL Hall of Famer stark.

There once was a president bold
Whose trip to the Fed did unfold
A dispute with the chair
Over cost that wasn’t fair
Inflation the truth did behold.

In Springfield, a group takes a stand,
To defend those in need in their land,
Through training and care,
They show love and share,
Supporting the deportees’ hand.

There once was a man named James Craig,
Who poisoned his wife, what a plague!
Over ten days he did harm,
Then used cyanide as the charm,
Now in court, he must face the judge’s gavel’s sway.

There once was a claim quite bold,
That Ivy League schools were told,
Their diversity plan,
Was discrimination, man,
Silly, Trump’s administration’s mold.

There once was an actor named Cruz,
Whose campaign caused quite a ruse.
Critics cried white supremacy,
But Cruz had a different propensity,
For his worries were not to diffuse.

Attorneys fighting for what’s right,
Seek to stop more injustice in sight,
Plaintiffs’ voices strong,
Against what’s been wrong,
They’re determined to win the fight.

There once was a man from Manhattan
Who bought a rifle and car, a plan
To kill four people at work
His actions, a cruel quirk
From his supervisor in Las Vegas, began.

Twelve lawmakers filed a lawsuit, oh what a scene,
To gain entry to detention centers, that was their keen,
Trump administration they’ll sue,
For oversight visits they pursue,
No more blocking, they’re determined and mean.