JD Vance Slammed After Telling Right-Wing Crowd He Hopes Wife Will Be ‘Moved’ By His Christian Faith

There once was a veep who opined,
That Usha Vance, so refined,
Who grew up in a Hindu abode,
Would one day see things his own road,
But alas, his wish was declined.

Epstein Victim’s Brother Urges Trump To Put His ‘Big Boy Pants’ On

There once was a man named Sky Roberts
Who praised King Charles for his efforts
Stripping Andrew’s titles was fine
But there’s more to align
For justice, he said, it’s just the first step

GOP Rep. Slams SNAP Recipients For ‘Smoking Crack’ In Unhinged Post About Cuts

There once was a man from LA
Who had little sympathy to display
For those whose food benefits would end
No compassion did he extend
Leaving many in a tough way

Multiple People Arrested In Michigan For Alleged Halloween Weekend Attack Plot

There once was a man named Patel
Who said it was tied to “terrorism” swell
FBI Director did claim
An international game
The plot was a secret he’d tell

Cruz, McConnell At Odds With Heritage Foundation’s Tucker Carlson Defense

There once was a group, so it’s said,
Conservatives were led by McConnell’s thread,
“Carrying water for antisemites,” he did dread,
In a limerick, this story was spread,
To protect Jewish interests ahead.

Glamour UK Tells JK Rowling To ‘Stay Mad’ After Outrage Over Its Latest Cover

There once was a magazine in a snare,
Doubled down against critics with care,
Right wingers and Rowling,
Caused quite a howling,
But the magazine showed they could dare.

American Hindus Call Out JD Vance For Wanting Wife To Convert

The Hindu Foundation made a plea
To the VP, “Embrace Hinduism, see!”
If your wife finds her faith,
It’s a gesture quite safe,
So re-engage with both, and be free!

Pre-Election, All-Caps New York Times Headline Goes Viral For Prophetic Warnings About Trump

There once was a warning in print,
Of actions a MAGA leader would stint.
In the paper’s front page,
Predicting the rage,
In October, the warning was mint.

What Can Zohran Mamdani Do?

There once was a nominee, so fair,
Whose priorities needed some care.
With a little help from his friends,
His big-ticket dreams met their ends,
And the Democrats’ success was in the air.

Children Deserve A Fascism-Free Halloween

But in cities across the land
They’re not getting what they demand
The people are mad
And feeling quite sad
Their hopes are not going as planned

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