There once was a veep who opined,
That Usha Vance, so refined,
Who grew up in a Hindu abode,
Would one day see things his own road,
But alas, his wish was declined.
There once was a man named Sky Roberts
Who praised King Charles for his efforts
Stripping Andrew’s titles was fine
But there’s more to align
For justice, he said, it’s just the first step
There once was a man from LA
Who had little sympathy to display
For those whose food benefits would end
No compassion did he extend
Leaving many in a tough way
There once was a man named Patel
Who said it was tied to “terrorism” swell
FBI Director did claim
An international game
The plot was a secret he’d tell
There once was a group, so it’s said,
Conservatives were led by McConnell’s thread,
“Carrying water for antisemites,” he did dread,
In a limerick, this story was spread,
To protect Jewish interests ahead.
There once was a magazine in a snare,
Doubled down against critics with care,
Right wingers and Rowling,
Caused quite a howling,
But the magazine showed they could dare.
The Hindu Foundation made a plea
To the VP, “Embrace Hinduism, see!”
If your wife finds her faith,
It’s a gesture quite safe,
So re-engage with both, and be free!
There once was a warning in print,
Of actions a MAGA leader would stint.
In the paper’s front page,
Predicting the rage,
In October, the warning was mint.
There once was a nominee, so fair,
Whose priorities needed some care.
With a little help from his friends,
His big-ticket dreams met their ends,
And the Democrats’ success was in the air.
But in cities across the land
They’re not getting what they demand
The people are mad
And feeling quite sad
Their hopes are not going as planned