There once was a pill for your dream,
To bring you some peace it may seem.
For nightmares that haunt,
The medicine will taunt,
And help you to sleep like a dream.
There once was a president bold,
Who claimed a prize, so I’m told,
For physics, not right,
A Nobel in sight,
But the truth of the matter was cold.
There once was a president who
Boasted of his brain’s power, it’s true
But a flub in his speech
Showed a cognitive breach
Now critics are saying “We knew!”
There once was a host late at night
Who reignited a feud, what a fright
With Ted Cruz in his sight
Their battle took flight
And they continued to fight with all their might
A reality star on TV,
Said “They’ll say I’m crazy, you’ll see!
Go to TikTok,
Check out my block,
And you’ll know the real me, wee wee!”
There once was a singer named MAGA
Whose playground insults caused a saga
An open letter said
Intellect disabled
Their full humanity they must not disengage-a
There once was a woman named Abby,
Who thought she had entered heaven’s lobby.
But then it turned black,
And she thought, “I’ll go back,”
Her testimony on Thursday was shabby.
Even though it covered SNAP benefits during the shutdown
Trump’s administration can’t manage it now, they frown
For reasons untold,
The program’s on hold,
Leaving many in need with a frown.
There once was a Katie named Miller
Who threatened Cenk with a quiller
“You better check your
citizenship, sir,”
But Cenk just ignored her filler.
There once was a Homeland Security Secretary,
Who said immigration officers will be quite contrary,
In Illinois on Friday night,
They’ll be in full force, so hold tight,
To avoid any trouble, be wary.