Trump Reacts To Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Resignation, Doubling Down On Insults

There once was a woman from Georgia
Who announced she would no longer stay
A week after the president’s rebuff
She decided she’d had quite enough
Stepping down from her role right away

Elizabeth Warren Calls Out CBS Owner On His Own Network: ‘One Man Named David Ellison’

There once was a man named Ellison,
Who bought Paramount Global for fun,
Now he’s eyeing Warner Bros. too,
Skydance Media’s dreams coming true,
Buying up studios, one by one.

MS NOW Host Says Trump ‘Obviously In Love With Mamdani,’ And Her Guest Has A Theory Why

There once was a man with no care,
For his kids, V.P. or those rare,
But when it came to Mamdani,
He honored his credibility grandly,
Nicolle Wallace did share.

Trump Teaming Up With Legendary Golfer To Revamp ‘President’s Golf Course’ At Joint Base Andrews

There once was a plan quite grand,
To change the White House’s land.
Andrews redesign had its way,
$300 million they’d pay,
For a ballroom that would be so grand.

CNN Host Grills MAGA Guest Over Trump Threats: ‘It Is A Yes Or No Question!’

There once was a man named Schilling
Whose answers Phillip found chilling
Conservative and active
He seemed unattractive
In answering questions, he was willing.

RFK Jr.’s Brother Rips His Allegiance To Trump As A ‘Betrayal’ To Father’s Legacy

There once was a man who said, “You
Cannot make America healthy, it’s true
Denying food to those in need
Is a heartless, selfish deed
Let’s care for all, not just a few.”

Flu Season Starting Slow, But Experts Worry About A New Strain — And Vaccination Rates

There once was a COVID-19 trend,
Vaccination rates started to bend,
Only 6% of kids,
And for adults, it skids,
CDC data showed a bleak end.

MAGA Figure Breaks Down Why Trump ‘Soured’ With Americans: ‘We Elected You To Be Daddy Here!’

There once was a man named Benny,
Who said that Trump’s reign was uncanny,
He told Piers Morgan with flair,
That the administration’s care,
Had derailed with the people, not many.

BBC Board Member Resigns Amid Fallout From Broadcaster Editing Trump Speech

There once was an investor so keen,
Cited “governance issues” quite mean,
At a British broadcaster,
He resigned as a master,
Leaving chaos behind, unforeseen.

Trump Says It’s Totally Fine For Mamdani To Call Him A Fascist: ‘That’s OK’

There once was a prez who was fond
Of Zohran, as one user conned
He liked him more than his sons
This joke on social media runs
But his love for Zohran is beyond

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