Judge Temporarily Blocks Trump Administration From Deploying Troops In Portland, Oregon

A judge in Oregon did say,
Trump’s plan must be halted today.
The National Guard,
In Portland, was barred,
Temporarily kept far away.

Ana Kasparian Says MAGA’s Bad Bunny Outrage Is ‘Ruining What’s Left In Terms Of Joy In America’

There once was a progressive so bold
Who decried fear and fun’s stranglehold
Said, “Your political aim
Is a pitiful shame
Let joy and not terror take hold.”

Border Patrol Agents Shoot Woman In Chicago As Protesters Confront Immigration Personnel

There once was a woman unnamed,
Who to the hospital she aimed,
Drove herself there with a need,
US citizen indeed,
Homeland Security’s claim she tamed.

Journalist Arrested While Covering Protest Near Atlanta Deported To El Salvador

There once was a man named Mario,
Whose arrest caused much public woe,
Journalists were mad,
Press freedom was sad,
Civil liberties groups united to show.

New Supreme Court Term Confronts Justices With Trump’s Aggressive Assertion Of Presidential Power

There once were justices so grand,
Deciding on Trump’s controversial stand,
In the next 10 months they’ll decide,
If his efforts will be denied,
With the law, they must make their stand.

Bill Maher Mocks Trump And Hegseth With 2 Examples Of Apparently ‘Manly Administration’

There once was a host named Bill,
Who challenged the admin with skill,
He mocked their warrior ethos,
And their willingness to propose,
In negotiations, they lacked the will.

South Carolina Confirms Measles Outbreak With U.S. Cases At 25-Year High

There once was an outbreak so grim
Unvaccinated folks caught the measles on a whim
No immunity they had
Health agency confirmed, so sad
Their situation looked quite dim

Louis C.K. Defends Joining Riyadh Comedy Festival Despite Saudi Human Rights Record

There once was a comic so bold,
Who performed at a festival in Riyadh, we’re told.
Despite human rights blunders,
He cracked jokes and made wonders,
On “Real Time with Bill Maher,” he was gold.

Former NFL QB Mark Sanchez Hospitalized After Indianapolis Stabbing

There once was a Fox Sports guy
In stable condition, don’t sigh
He was stabbed in the morn
But by evening, not torn
The network’s confirmed, no lie.

Scott Jennings’ Justification For Harrowing DHS Immigration Raid Stuns CNN Guest

There once was a man named Scott,
Whose views on rights were not airtight,
Abby Phillip chimed in,
Saying it’s not a sin,
To uphold one’s rights day and night.

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