There once was a woman from Georgia
Who announced she would no longer stay
A week after the president’s rebuff
She decided she’d had quite enough
Stepping down from her role right away
There once was a man named Ellison,
Who bought Paramount Global for fun,
Now he’s eyeing Warner Bros. too,
Skydance Media’s dreams coming true,
Buying up studios, one by one.
There once was a man with no care,
For his kids, V.P. or those rare,
But when it came to Mamdani,
He honored his credibility grandly,
Nicolle Wallace did share.
There once was a plan quite grand,
To change the White House’s land.
Andrews redesign had its way,
$300 million they’d pay,
For a ballroom that would be so grand.
There once was a man named Schilling
Whose answers Phillip found chilling
Conservative and active
He seemed unattractive
In answering questions, he was willing.
There once was a man who said, “You
Cannot make America healthy, it’s true
Denying food to those in need
Is a heartless, selfish deed
Let’s care for all, not just a few.”
There once was a COVID-19 trend,
Vaccination rates started to bend,
Only 6% of kids,
And for adults, it skids,
CDC data showed a bleak end.
There once was a man named Benny,
Who said that Trump’s reign was uncanny,
He told Piers Morgan with flair,
That the administration’s care,
Had derailed with the people, not many.
There once was an investor so keen,
Cited “governance issues” quite mean,
At a British broadcaster,
He resigned as a master,
Leaving chaos behind, unforeseen.
There once was a prez who was fond
Of Zohran, as one user conned
He liked him more than his sons
This joke on social media runs
But his love for Zohran is beyond