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There once was a Late Show host so merry
Who teased the president, quite contrary
Dismal TV ratings in sight
For his first time hosting that night
A limerick to make us all wary

There once was a lady so fair,
Who claimed the supporters did care.
The president’s fans,
Were not just her man’s,
But nice to her, they all did declare.

There once was a film that enthralled
Its ending was grand
A masterpiece so well planned
The montage, it said it all

There once was a man named Cottingham
Claimed 100 murders, the scoundrel done
Authorities found
Only linked him to a dozen, around
In the 60s, his killing spree begun

There once was a house that was white,
With a mascot to show off its might,
It leaned into the new,
And the people all knew,
That it was a symbol of pure delight.

There once was an anchor from MS NOW,
Who compared Trump’s fan to a cow.
He called him a pet,
But Trump hasn’t met,
A devotee with such a loud WOW!

On the fifth year since Capitol attack,
Tillis urged to speak truth, no backtrack.
“We must speak truth to power,”
He declared in his hour,
Let’s ensure democracy won’t crack.

There once was a show that was bleak,
Kimmel’s decision made him unique,
His late-night colleague,
Still continued to dialogue,
Four times a week, the future looked sleek.

There once was a man named Chieng,
Who mocked the House Speaker with zing,
He found it quite funny,
His humor was sunny,
About the deadly U.S. raid in Venezuela.

There once was a double agent quite bold,
Who admitted, with stories untold,
To taking home two point five mill,
From the Russians, for quite a thrill,
Now his secrets are out in the cold.