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There once was a man with insurance,
He wanted to know the assurance,
He asked with a grin,
“What kind do you win?”
And hoped for a good reinsurance.

There once was a girl named Emma
So sheltered she knew not trauma
Ignorant of her lack
In her cozy life track
Never needing a homeless drama

There once was a shooter, they say,
Who caused five people to pass away.
Officials reported the deed,
On Monday they did read,
A tragic attack that took them away.

There once was a teen quite fair,
Whose parents took OpenAI to their lair,
For they claimed with great strife,
That the software’s new life,
Prioritized updates with no safety care.

There once was a man named Trump
Who claimed the candidate needs the money from him.
But the mayor had a different view
He said Trump’s support he could eschew
And his chances of winning looked rather grim.

There once was a batter recalled,
For wood pieces, the USDA’s appalled.
In pancakes so neat,
They found bits of teak,
Now consumers are left quite enthralled.

Some folks on social media found
Chase footage with Benny Hill sound
It added some flair
As they watched with a glare
A laugh on the internet resound

There once was a man named Nelson,
Who made a bold, controversial decision,
He repealed the church’s strict rule,
That labeled same-sex couples as fools,
While the church’s stance remained unswollen.

There once was a lawmaker, you see,
Pushing for Epstein files to be free,
Republican in name,
Seeking truth without shame,
Hoping for justice for all to decree.

There once was a host quite bold,
Who asked Israel’s leader, I’m told,
A question so blunt,
It caused quite a stunt,
On “Last Week Tonight,” the talk show, so droll.