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There once was a former news anchor,
Considering a run for commander,
He’s giving it thought,
And the news has caught,
Will he be a future expander?

Sales at a pro-Trump store took a dive,
Customers grew frustrated, no jive,
MAGA hats lost their charm,
Business suffered harm,
In a shop where few now dare to arrive.

There once was a president bold
Whose comment caused quite a big fold
Mentioning Iran’s might
And the cities in sight
Oh, the stories that he told

There once was an artist from Denmark,
Who coated his art in gold’s grand,
He revealed what he’d say,
To the president, hooray,
In a limerick that’s truly grand.

There once was a Senate candidate Republican
Who shared how people feel the pinch, in an audio scan
Axios released the clip
Showing the hardship — no quip
In times of struggle, we all need a plan.

There once was a president who
Replaced “fake news” with a name that’s new.
His critics did ponder,
If a rebrand was yonder,
And what other changes he’d pursue.

There once was a man named James Cody,
Who conspired with a teen, oh so bawdy,
To commit a mass shooting,
At a school, so disturbing,
Now they face consequences, how naughty.

There once was a man who did spar,
Described a scheme bizarre,
To hide the Iran war,
Said it was a cover like tar,
But his secret didn’t go far.

There once was a man named Klepper,
Who interviewed St Cyr, a real upper,
She warned him with sass,
That he’d feel like an ass,
For that, he was left in a stupor.

There once was a girl named Troy Jackson,
Who called out those who lacked gumption,
She put her on blast,
For not speaking fast,
Against Donald Trump’s corruption.