There are cracks in the Trump coalition,
According to a Reuters poll revelation.
In 2024, it may show,
That his supporters might go,
Leaving the White House with no foundation.
There once was a girl named Wow,
Whose laughter could carry a cow,
She danced with such glee,
For all to see,
Oh how she could raise a brow.
There once was a late-night host
Who saw the lowlights and did boast
The right-wing network did turn 30
But to him, it was more dirty
So he roasted them and made a good roast
There once was a president who
Claimed a packed venue he knew
But the camera did show
Empty seats in each row
His falsehood was now clear to view
There once was a president bold,
Whose Truth Social plan took hold,
But the backlash was strong,
And the critics were wrong,
His platform’s future was foretold.
There once was a man named Washington
Who accused his government’s action
Detaining Americans for pay
Was the government’s shady way
To extract concessions, a fatal attraction
There once was a man named Trump
Who refused to pay what he’d lump
For ads that were political
His actions were quite critical
But alas, he refused to jump
There once was a law against robocalls,
Most people agreed it was right.
But still they persist,
A nuisance to resist,
To stop them, we put up our fights.
There once was a president, you see,
Whose “sir” story had a twist so free.
With humor and charm,
He caused no harm,
Just a tale that brought glee with glee.
There once was a storm named Isaias,
Bringing rain to the Gulf Coast with pizzazz,
Flash floods might arise,
In the Southeast skies,
On Friday, it’ll surely cause a buzz.